Some knights like to ride in on white steeds, where I, I prefer hydrophobic inflatable pool animals who resemble dwarfs

❝ Forgot I had this. If anyone is interested, they’re welcome to ask me questions anytime! Or even in my ask box! I’ll always answer.❞

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

tavr0ss:

am i doing this right

alreadygonewilde:

baku-babe:

vvidget:

CHOCOLATE FOOD PORN

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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

Anonymous said: I have a very short story so I'll send it in an ask. My friend was talking to me about pulling a harmless prank on one of our friends and we heard someone say in a gentle but stern voice "don't do that , it's not nice". We were home alone

fuckyeahnightmares:

what a nice ghost 

Dave, John and Bro all go to the mall

ice-head:

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i refuse to believe this wouldnt happen 

tachibana-bodt:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I want to read a fan fiction of this.