Some knights like to ride in on white steeds, where I, I prefer hydrophobic inflatable pool animals who resemble dwarfs


is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

Kounoi HC:


Whenever Koujaku and Noiz do the do, occassionally Noiz just loses it and can’t even communicate in Japanese anymore, he just switches back to German naturally.
Koujaku loves it.

me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
me: oh no hes my favorite


what i look for in a guy

  • deep voice
  • knowledgeable 
  • rebellious
  • wears a mask
  • dragonborn
  • trapped in apocrypha
that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you


leans in close

looks intently at you

holds your face

couple cosplay with me




do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur


every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns


some days i feel like a princess and other days i feel like ed in lion king