Some knights like to ride in on white steeds, where I, I prefer hydrophobic inflatable pool animals who resemble dwarfs

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

Kounoi HC:

renslyjpg:

Whenever Koujaku and Noiz do the do, occassionally Noiz just loses it and can’t even communicate in Japanese anymore, he just switches back to German naturally.
Koujaku loves it.

me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
me: oh no hes my favorite

officialdragonborn:

what i look for in a guy

  • deep voice
  • knowledgeable 
  • rebellious
  • wears a mask
  • dragonborn
  • trapped in apocrypha
that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you

peixesprincesses:

leans in close

looks intently at you

holds your face

couple cosplay with me

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

casualcissexism:

every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns

j0ye:

some days i feel like a princess and other days i feel like ed in lion king

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